一定是圣诞老人(远远不是这个季节*)

正如鲍勃·迪伦(Bob Dylan)的同名歌曲《SING ALONG》所唱的那样:“谁有又长又白的胡子?”圣诞老人的胡子又长又白。谁会在一个特别的夜晚出现?圣诞老人在一个特别的夜晚到来。特别的夜胡子，是白色的。一定是圣诞老人，一定是圣诞老人。一定是圣诞老人，圣诞老人。”这个挑战对你看到圣诞老人的照片开放，不管他们是穿着戏服还是伪装的。射杀任何长得像圣诞老人的嫌疑人，或者任何穿着全套圣诞服装的狡猾的圣诞老人。能得到什么我们就拿什么。 If you believe you may have captured**a likely suspect, kindly provide your photographic evidence. Anyone calling themselves St. Nick, St. Nicholas, Kris Kringle, or just Nick or Kris, will do. As an aside, If I don't keep my white beard trimmed short, little kids sometimes eye me inquisitively. It tempts me to say, "Ho, Ho, Ho!," to them. I would say to you, "Merry Christmas," but that may arouse undue suspicion (especially this far out of season*).